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what you guys don't realise is that i'm actually patrick stump
Posted on 19th Aug at 6:01 PM, with 5,227 notes
Person: You're breaking up with me?
Me: It's not me, it's you
Me: Actually it's the taxidermy
Me: Of you and me
Posted on 19th Aug at 3:57 AM, with 271,258 notes

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

Posted on 19th Aug at 3:53 AM, with 64,059 notes

wataaaah:

Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

Posted on 19th Aug at 3:50 AM, with 519,278 notes

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

Posted on 19th Aug at 3:50 AM, with 120,119 notes
whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

Posted on 18th Aug at 6:01 PM, with 87,859 notes

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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I’M CRYING OF LAUGHTER SO I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE

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