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what you guys don't realise is that i'm actually patrick stump
Posted on 22nd Sep at 6:00 PM, with 838,931 notes

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted on 21st Sep at 12:01 PM, with 494,059 notes

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Posted on 21st Sep at 6:00 AM, with 44,474 notes
Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
Me: They are a white heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
Movie: Their in-laws maybe
Posted on 20th Sep at 6:00 AM, with 14,787 notes
did you know


instead of sending people asks about simple questions you can use the website

Posted on 19th Sep at 6:00 PM, with 349,720 notes
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
00:00 AM